Here is another fantastic game for you and a friend. It works best if you both own cows with large udders but can still be fun with smaller animals. For best results, take up a bit more slack than you see here so that each animal is on tip toes. Now each player selects a medium size anal plug and applies a small amount of lube. Next, each of you will force the plug into your animal as quickly as possible giving the muscle minimal time to stretch. Now each of you will pick up your whips and stand in front of your opponents animal. The game is set! After agreeing on a location, both of you will strike your opponents animal simultaneously. From here on the game is simple. Strikes are delivered by each player until one of the animals drops the plug it holds. The owner of the animal still holding its plug is declared the winner and is granted ownership of the losing animal for a period of at least one week.